About Tom Lehrer:
Tom Lehrer Is A Famous Musician Most Famous For Writing Songs Such As "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" And "The Elements". He Is Also Known For Writing Songs That Were Shown On The Electric Company. Tom Lehrer Was Also A Mathematician And He Has Lectured On Mathematics And Musical Theater. He Also Worked At Harvard. Tom Lehrer Is Now Retired From The Music Industry And Did So In The Early 70's. He Has Had A Couple Concerts Since He Retired But He Hasn't Made Another Album Comprised Of New And Original Songs In Years. Since The Late 90s/Early 2000s, Tom Has Been Living A Low Profile. He Has Recently Turned 90 Years Old In April Of 2018.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.