L-Y Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On The Album "The Remains Of Tom Lehrer" And "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer". The Song Was Also Featured On The Electric Company.
(To See The Full List Of Tom Lehrer's Songs On The Electric Company, Go Here - Electric Company Songs)
You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently ... silently ... silent ... L-Y
You're a secret agent man Who's after the secret plan How do you act so they don't know you're as spy? Normally ... normally ... normal ... L-Y
At an eating contest you boast That you can eat the most How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... L-Y
On the lake your boat upset And your clothes got soaking wet How do you stand and wait for them to dry? D-d-d-d-d patiently ... d-d-d-d-d patiently ... patient ... L-Y
In the public library You fall and you hurt your knee But the sign says "quiet please," so how can you cry? Quietly .... quietly .... quiet ... L-Y
As you walk along the street A porcupine you meet How do you shake his hand when he says hi? Carefully ... carefully .... careful ... L-Y
You enter a very dark room And sitting there in the gloom Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye? Immediately ... immediately ... immediate ... L-Y Bye Bye!
Electric Company Music Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB2Ff8H7oVo