I love my friends, and they love me We're just as close as we can be And just because we really care Whatever we get, we share!
I got it from Agnes She got it from Jim We all agree it must have been Louise who gave it to him
She got it from Harry Who got it from Marie And everybody knows that Marie Got it from me
Giles got it from Daphne She got it from Joan Who picked it up in County Cork A-kissin' the Blarney Stone
Pierre gave it to Sheila Who must have brought it there He got it from Francois and Jacques Haha, Lucky Pierre!
Max got it from Edith Who gets it every spring She got it from her Daddy Who just gives her everything
She then gave it to Daniel Whose spaniel has it now Our dentist even got it And we're still wondering how
Ah, but I got it from Agnes Or maybe it was Sue Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie It doesn't matter who
It might have been at the club Or at the pub, or in the loo And if you will be my friend Then I might . . . (Mind you, I said "might") Give it to you!